"Blurred Lines" by the Artist Formerly Known as and Still Known as Melissa

Blurred Lines (to the tune of Blurred lines)

Everybody get up!  Everybody get up! 

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Christmas has come and gone, Rung in the New Year too!

Thought that the holidays were over, and all that eating too.

Maybe, I'm going crazy!, Maybe, I'm going blind!  Maybe, I'm out of my mind!

So now, there's college football.  A National Championship too!

You better watch out Auburn! The 'Noles are coming for you!

One thing I want to know, I really, really do.

When do we end this party and say we're really through?

Maybe, I'm gaining some weigh!  Maybe, a pound or so!  Maybe, I don't want to know!

I really, really hate these blurred lines.  

These never-ending holiday food lines!

You know you want it!  You know you want it!

I'm getting worried for my behind!

I really need to be a good girl!  

But there's been egg nog, I've ate like a hog!

And I just want to be a good girl!

Buffets fantastic!  I can't get past it!

Okay, now we were close, but here comes the Super Bowl.

Hot wings, nachos, and soda.  I'm feeling really gross. 

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

February holds so much promise.  Oh, yes it's really true.

It's time to clean up our acts and say were really through. 

But wait! There's something lurking outside my home's front door.

Ding, dong!  The Girl Scouts are here!  They have cookie's galore!

And I've been trying to be a good girl! 

Thin Mints!  Fantastic!  Somoas!  Blasted! 

I really, really hate these blurred lines!

Just lock the door and close all the blinds!

You know you want it!  You know you want it!

I'm getting worried for my behind!

Everybody get up!  Everybody get up! 

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hugs, 

Melissa