Because nothing is more soothing than a sharp razor blade on the jugular vein.
Do not mess with the chef! He will go all sumo on you!
A kinder, gentler King Kong...
Sometimes you just need a salad now. On the double! Move it people!
Don't even think about leaving without paying! The kitchen ninja is watching! Always watching! And he might bite you with his freakishly huge teeth.
It's not mediocre English. It's perfect and it's certified. Boom!
As long as it's an iron plate.
Hugs,
Melissa
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