The Clavicle Song

I wrote a song and I am dedicating it to my clavicle, which I broke whilst we were on vacation in the Artic Tundra.

It goes like this:

Oh Clavicle 

(to the tune of Oh, Christmas Tree)

Oh, Clavicle, Oh Clavicle

How lovely is your structure.

Oh Clavicle, Oh Clavicle

Your left side I did fracture.

I slipped and fell upon the ice.

My jeans got wet, it wasn't nice.

Next time it snows, I might think twice.

Oh Clavicle, Oh Clavicle

How lovely is your structure.

The x-ray showed a hair line crack.

The doctor thinks I'm quite a quack

for wearing heels in snow, who does that?

Oh Clavicle, Oh Clavicle

How lovely is your structure.

The End

Breaking bones in style, 

Melissa